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Sid_Vicious
06-11-2003, 08:32 AM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years, and
we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my
friends encouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream! There was
only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She
was a smart, confident career woman, but most of all she was
unbelievably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same time.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding
invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked
at the invitations, she whispered in my ear: "Soon you will be
married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no
longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my daughter, please
make love to me just once."

I was in total shock .... what could I say? As I sat there
dumbfounded; she said: "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my
yearnings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her
magnificent form as she whisked up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, unsure of what to do, and then turned around and went to the
front door.

Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Amazingly, her
husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me
and said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our
family."

I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, or the
valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's
childhood home.......

............... Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car.

Fred Agnir
06-11-2003, 09:25 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Sid_Vicious:</font><hr> Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Amazingly, her
husband was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me
and said: "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our
family."

I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, or the
valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's
childhood home.......

............... Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car.
<hr /></blockquote>Man, that was a great story. Reminds me of the time... oh, never mind.

Fred

WesK
06-11-2003, 02:06 PM
Outstanding!

Chris Cass
06-11-2003, 02:57 PM
Hi Sid,

Excellent story, BTW, I felt it was a set up at first. Fantasies often should be left in the mind. I can't say I felt the same way about my mother-in-law. I had fantasies of throwing her off a moving train. However, I grew to love and understand her.

I am 15 yrs. older than K-Mom and she only wanted the best for her daughter. God, bless her soul. Before, she departed, she made sure I was going to take care of her daughter and threated me. All I could do was hug her and promise to respect her wishes. Today, I miss her badly. Life is sometimes unfair. Kind of like pool. LOL

Great post,

C.C.~~ /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

06-11-2003, 03:04 PM
Curious test ... or allegory. Any earlier suitors head upstairs?

And was fiancee in on this? Could see some sparks flying over such tactics. Find myself thinking of "The Last Picture Show." This a Texas tradition, maybe? /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Deniel
06-11-2003, 10:25 PM
Err... Correct me if I'm wrong, But isn't this a joke? I meant I remember reading this on e-mail and it was a joke...

Hopster
06-13-2003, 01:11 AM
I read this somewhere before Sid. Some internet tale or something.