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pooldaddy9
06-15-2003, 05:35 PM
~ The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.
~ The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.
~ You can make sun tea instantly.
~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding
iron.
~ The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
~ You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your
car.
~ You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
~ You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
~ You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
~ Our biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
~ The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter, salt and pepper.
~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

Wally_in_Cincy
06-16-2003, 10:50 AM
Your rearview mirror falls off on the 15th of June and you throw it in the glove box until October /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif