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nAz
06-17-2003, 11:42 AM
http://www.msnbc.com/news/921042.asp?0sl=-23&cp1=1

Excerpt...

June 5 ? *Giving Americans a first glimpse of an industry flourishing at the intersection of larceny and libido, authorities in Arizona are seizing the assets of a Scottsdale company that sold more than $74 million worth of pills that it claimed would enlarge penises or breasts, make the consumer taller or hairier ? even sharpen his or her golf game. But despite such audacious claims, the company ? C.P. Direct ? would likely still be gouging the gullible if its founders hadn?t decided to also illegally charge consumers? credit cards, industry insiders say.

highsea
06-18-2003, 01:49 PM
Some people will buy anything. I read this article, and noted the interview with one of CP's competitors, who were advocating their own program of "excersizes".

I couldn't resist, I had to check out their website. They appear to offer a subscription-based regimen of....hand excersizes! LOL

That's right folks, for a nominal monthly fee, they will teach you how to...well, you get the idea. /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

God, and I thought the pills were a scam. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

-CM

Rod
06-18-2003, 03:12 PM
Living in AZ. I wondered what's "up" with those pills. Well I chip better, made my penis smaller and my breasts larger.
Seems their trying to make a "TV" golfer. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Qtec
06-18-2003, 03:20 PM
A friend of mine lost his penis in a car accident and he was referred to a specialist in transplants.
After a few visits he was finally ready for the operation .All that was left was to choose which size of penis he would like .Not wanting to disapoint his wife he decided that he would opt for a large one . After looking through the whole selection on offer he asks the Dr,
"this one is definately the right size and thickness , but do you have anything ....
































...in white !

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Rod
06-18-2003, 03:41 PM
LOL /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

nAz
06-19-2003, 12:24 AM
hehe that was funny.

heater451
06-19-2003, 06:20 PM
At least they're creative. . . .

http://onlinedns.org/top.jpg


I hope that this is funnier, than it is vulgar. . .I mean, c'mon. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif



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highsea
06-19-2003, 06:45 PM
What's that shop vac thinking?