Dumb (and not so dumb) Funny Bumper Stickers

[nAz]

I love animals, they taste great

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up

Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

Always remember you're unique ... just like everyone else.

Ever stop to THINK ... and forget to start again?

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better

So YOU'RE*a FEMINIST ... isn't that cute

I STOP for HALLUCINATIONS

Alien on board

Moose in GOOD*FOOD

At Least It's PAID*FOR

If can read this then get off my ass

All men are ANIMALS, some just make better PETS

Grow your own DOPE ... Plant a MAN

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundacy

[bluewolf]

Minds are like parachutes, they only work when they are open.

Don't mess with dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

It's an indian thing, you wouldn't understand.

My kid beat up your honor roll student. (personal fav)

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[nAz]

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Honk if you're stupid

I brake for lawyers (but not very hard)

[highsea]

GOd is my copilot. But we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

[UWPoolGod]

Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens @$$ and wait.

My son was inmate of the month at Idaho State Penetentiary.

Got Pot?

Hang up and drive.

Kill your television.

[Stretch]

Just saw this one on a truck last week.

JESUS LOVES YOU....
but everyone else thinks your an a$$-hole. St

[9 Ball Girl]

"Look at my rear. NOT my girlfriend's."

"If you can read this, then you're too close."

"I'll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler"

"Mean people suck. Nice people swallow." /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Mr Ingrate]

Hey Stretch,

Now that I'm retired and in Victoria, I've got a new favourite bumper sticker. Could apply to your location too.

"Slow down, this ain't the mainland"

[nAz]

"my kid sold crack to your honor student"

"My kid knocked up your honor roll student"

"ife is full of roses - - just watch out for the pricks!"