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06-29-2003, 05:53 PM
# 10
Golfer "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

# 9
Golfer "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

# 8
Golfer "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

# 7
Golfer "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy "Eventually."

# 6
Golfer "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a

# 5
Golfer "Please stop checking your watch all the time.
It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

# 4
Golfer "How do you like my game?"
Caddy "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

# 3
Golfer "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

# 2
Golfer "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

# 1 Best Caddy Comment
Golfer "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

06-29-2003, 07:06 PM
Did you know that VJ Singh wanted to marry Nick Faldo,s caddy ? He wanted to make her Fanny Singh!


06-30-2003, 10:49 AM
rotf those are pretty funny dude.

06-30-2003, 11:13 AM
Funny stuff! Harkens me back to this previous thread... It's worth a look again:

http://www.billiardsdigest.com/ccboard/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ccbboard&Number=29014&fpar t=&PHPSESSID=

06-30-2003, 11:34 AM
Excellent .

Golfer : how,s it possible that i can shoot a 93!
Caddy : you made a 20 footer on the last green !