View Full Version : A very wise man

06-30-2003, 08:42 PM
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a
female driver cut
right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to
drive on to the
Shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the
driver enough
he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner
whenever a
female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's
96 miles each

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most
of the
bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars
every 40 feet
32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424
cars. Even
though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I
figure I pass at
least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000
cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's
18,000 women

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love
life as
dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of
all females
Have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of
all females carry

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at
least one female
that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is

Give the woman the finger? ....... I think not!

07-01-2003, 02:01 PM