View Full Version : Joke for the 4th

07-03-2003, 06:17 AM
A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150.
The guy says,"We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks,"Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a nice burial here."
The guy says,"Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

DG - who's giving up on his diet for the picnics this weekend