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Qtec
07-05-2003, 08:31 PM
G.W.Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what You need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

She calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" Tony Blair replies, "It's me!"

So G.W. calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?" And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"


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eg8r
07-05-2003, 10:21 PM
Don't know if it is true or not. /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif but it was funny as crap. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r <~~~Loves a good joke

Qtec
07-05-2003, 11:49 PM
Thanks. You know I,m here to amuse you . /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Qtec
07-05-2003, 11:50 PM
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

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eg8r
07-06-2003, 09:22 AM
Yes sir, you are. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r