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griffith_d
07-08-2003, 12:09 PM
What's not in mine,....

bag of tricks,
magic
smoke and mirrors
$1,000,000
girlfriend
pictures of my dog
pool video
alcohol
beer
snacks
instructor, I need a little Scott Lee
100 free lessons

and last but not least,......



a secret weapon

Griff

Wally_in_Cincy
07-08-2003, 01:14 PM
Fast Larry's "secret" book

tateuts
07-08-2003, 01:22 PM
A cell phone. And it better not be in my opponent's case either.

Chris

UWPoolGod
07-08-2003, 01:23 PM
Any number of a million custom cues I would like.
Book on never missing shots.
Enough money to feel confident gambling.
A jump cue.
Piece of leather.
Beer helmet

highsea
07-08-2003, 01:38 PM
A pair of magic "in the zone" glasses.
101 shots you can never miss when you are drunk.

-CM

Kato
07-08-2003, 01:46 PM
My new Omen /ccboard/images/graemlins/frown.gif. But it will be in 2 weeks. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kato~~~~ /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Tom_In_Cincy
07-08-2003, 02:27 PM
What's not in my case (either on purpose or I just can't get my hands on any)

A 5 piece cue

A crying towel (but I guess I could use one often)

Wendy's telephone number

Silver Cup Chalk (never)

dog chain.. yes.. some times I need a big DAWG chain...

can of whoop-A$$...

Scott Lee's cell phone number..

CCB Key chain.. (its on the outside of the case)

100 ball run in 14.1 (I know its possible... so many players have done it.. why can't I?)

Screw on tips. (yuck... have you ever played with a cue that has a scew on tip?)

Crow--- although I've had it for a late nite snack..

1st place in all the tournaments I should of won.. (yeah right)

An extra pound of "will to win" or "killer instinct"

9 Ball Girl
07-08-2003, 02:31 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Tom_In_Cincy:</font><hr> Wendy's telephone number<hr /></blockquote>

Hey Tom! Check your http://www.billiardsdigest.com/ccboard/images/newpm.gif

Ralph S.
07-08-2003, 03:12 PM
WHATS NOT IN MY CASE:

1&gt;my new BlackHeart cue-havent received yet.
2&gt;Wendy's adress- gotta try to one up Tom LOL.
3&gt;enough cash to gamble at will with reckless abandon

9 Ball Girl
07-08-2003, 03:19 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Ralph S:</font><hr> 2&gt;Wendy's adress- gotta try to one up Tom LOL.<hr /></blockquote>

Hey Ralph. Check your http://www.billiardsdigest.com/ccboard/images/newpm.gif

Wendy~~~If Heide trusts you, so can I. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ralph S.
07-08-2003, 03:28 PM
Wow, thanks Wendy!!!!LOL. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

griffith_d
07-08-2003, 06:38 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Ralph S.:</font><hr> WHATS NOT IN MY CASE:

1&gt;my new BlackHeart cue-havent received yet.
2&gt;Wendy's adress- gotta try to one up Tom LOL.
3&gt;enough cash to gamble at will with reckless abandon <hr /></blockquote>

Oh yes,...I do not have my third spot in my new 3x6 cue case filled with my Blackheart either,....I sure it will come,...the later it gets the better it gets. Kinda like fine wine.

Griff

Kato
07-08-2003, 08:56 PM
I have both. You guys are behind the times. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kato~~~hahahahaha

Hopster
07-08-2003, 10:53 PM
100 ball run in 14.1 (I know its possible... so many players have done it.. why can't I?) &lt;--Tom in Cincy

I ask myself this question every time i miss a shot.

Tom_In_Cincy
07-09-2003, 07:57 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr> I have both. You guys are behind the times. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kato~~~hahahahaha <hr /></blockquote>

Young Whipper Snapper..

Kato
07-09-2003, 08:19 AM
Just gettin' some a Wendy's love is all SacTown Tommy.

Kato

Cueless Joey
07-09-2003, 09:10 AM
A Meucci. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

griffith_d
07-09-2003, 09:46 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Cueless Joey:</font><hr> A Meucci. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>

I betcha if a Meucci found its way into your case it would fall out of the bottom or explode.

Griff

eg8r
07-09-2003, 10:20 AM
What is not in my case...too easy. Everything in the world minus what I already have in my case...is what is not in my case. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

griffith_d
07-09-2003, 10:48 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote eg8r:</font><hr> Everything in the world minus what I already have in my case

eg8r <hr /></blockquote>

You are right,..that is too easy. You can make a harder math problem than that!

Griff

Tom_In_Cincy
07-09-2003, 12:31 PM
Whoops.. I think Kato just gave me a new nick name..
<font color="blue"> SacTown Tommy </font color>

9 Ball Girl
07-09-2003, 01:28 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Tom_In_Cincy:</font><hr> Whoops.. I think Kato just gave me a new nick name..
<font color="blue"> SacTown Tommy </font color> <hr /></blockquote>Is that near Bag 'O Nutsville?

HOWARD
07-09-2003, 01:35 PM
Tom,

It is known as Sacto and also Sacoftomatoes.

Hope you like heat.

Howard

Cuemage
07-09-2003, 06:56 PM
1. PREDATOR SHAFT(but I'd like to see what all tha fuss is about)

2. DESIRE TO GAMBLE (but I'll sure sling tha dinero for some Texas Hold'em)

3. RHYTHM (was that 3 warm up strokes...or 4?)

4. U.S. OPEN TIX (but I still have 19 vacation days to burn b4 Dec :-)

5. MY BREAKING CUE (broke the tip off)

6. MY JUMP CUE (see above)

7. A SMOKE FILTER ASHTRAY (hmmmm...what an idea)

8. CCB T-SHIRT (sorry for the delay karatemom)

9. 5 NEW INSTRUCTION TAPES (instruction w/out practice is futile)

10. WENDY'S CENTERFOLD PHOTO (hehehe...jk)

9 Ball Girl
07-09-2003, 09:42 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Cuemage:</font><hr>10. WENDY'S CENTERFOLD PHOTO (hehehe...jk)
<hr /></blockquote>Hey Cuemage! Check your http://www.billiardsdigest.com/ccboard/images/newpm.gif

heater451
07-10-2003, 06:00 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote griffith_d:</font><hr> . . .instructor, I need a little Scott Lee
100 free lessons. . . .<hr /></blockquote>That made me picture a "little Scott Lee" figurine. . . . /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

In fact, we should all have our own CCB action figures: Scott, Fran, Fred, CC, Kato, 9BG, all the Toms, Wally, Rod, rackumup, eg8r, etc.---"Collect the whole set!"

I could even see a Fast Larry one, with accompanying Wonder Dog--of course, it might be the only limited edition. /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif (Just kidding, Larry. . . .)

Which one would YOU want?




~might have to stay away from the "Voodoo" doll tho. . . .
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griffith_d
07-10-2003, 06:29 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote heater451:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote griffith_d:</font><hr> . . .instructor, I need a little Scott Lee
100 free lessons. . . .<hr /></blockquote>That made me picture a "little Scott Lee" figurine. . . . /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

In fact, we should all have our own CCB action figures: Scott, Fran, Fred, CC, Kato, 9BG, all the Toms, Wally, Rod, rackumup, eg8r, etc.---"Collect the whole set!"

I could even see a Fast Larry one, with accompanying Wonder Dog--of course, it might be the only limited edition. /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif (Just kidding, Larry. . . .)

Which one would YOU want?

~might have to stay away from the "Voodoo" doll tho. . . .
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I would have to get the Scott Lee figurine,....a talking one I could press in the chest and tell me why I missed that last shot. One that could tell me to go for the run out with my hair on fire or play safe and frustrate the hell out of my opponent.

Griff

SPetty
07-10-2003, 07:22 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote griffith_d:</font><hr> I would have to get the Scott Lee figurine,....a talking one I could press in the chest and tell me why I missed that last shot. <hr /></blockquote>I can tell you what Scott's answer would be... "Because there's no pocket there!" HAHAHAHA /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Kato
07-10-2003, 07:36 AM
I would get the 9 Ball Girl Figurine because 'em.........ahhhhh.......yeah..............

Kato~~~would get the WesK figurine that says "MikeM got beat by a girlllll........MikeM got beat by a girllll."

griffith_d
07-10-2003, 07:42 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr> I would get the 9 Ball Girl Figurine because 'em.........ahhhhh.......yeah..............

Kato~~~would get the WesK figurine that says "MikeM got beat by a girlllll........MikeM got beat by a girllll." <hr /></blockquote>

I am sure there will only be one "9 ball girl" figurine made,...that way it will be a one of a kind.

Griff

Fred Agnir
07-10-2003, 07:57 AM
I'll tell you what's not in my case. My CCBoard Keyring. I had it on my old case before I traded up for my new case. I took it off, but I may have left it in my Vegas hotel room. I suck.

Fred

9 Ball Girl
07-10-2003, 08:00 AM
Actually, we can have several made in a limited edition. http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1050848555.gif

griffith_d
07-10-2003, 08:13 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> Actually, we can have several made in a limited edition. http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1050848555.gif <hr /></blockquote>

In that case, there will have to be the LE, XLE and the Ultra XLE editions. According to edition received will the level of luck be given when making a shot.

Griff

Wally_in_Cincy
07-10-2003, 08:13 AM
I think we talked about a Mr. Ingrate bobblehead but MikeM says you have to order like 10,000 of them. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

9 Ball Girl
07-10-2003, 08:35 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote griffith_d:</font><hr> According to edition received will the level of luck be given when making a shot?<hr /></blockquote>No but your percentage on wins will be greater 'cause you'll be able to use the figurine to shark your opponents! LOL

griffith_d
07-10-2003, 10:46 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote griffith_d:</font><hr> According to edition received will the level of luck be given when making a shot?<hr /></blockquote>No but your percentage on wins will be greater 'cause you'll be able to use the figurine to shark your opponents! LOL

<hr /></blockquote>

I am not sure of where to sit the figurine,...would that be above the headstring when breaking or at the edge of the pocket I am shooting at or next to my drink on the table so that it can see above the whole table at all times?

Griff

07-10-2003, 12:44 PM
Erm?!? Whats not in my cue case??? Thats easy! ......DOOM!!! And Wendys hand in marriage!!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif

9 Ball Girl
07-10-2003, 01:49 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote jason:</font><hr> Erm?!? Whats not in my cue case??? Thats easy! ......DOOM!!! And Wendys hand in marriage!!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif
<hr /></blockquote>Sorry Jason. You've gotta have at least 200 posts before I can send you anything! http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1050848580.gif

07-10-2003, 04:43 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote 9 Ball Girl:</font><hr>Sorry Jason. You've gotta have at least 200 posts before I can send you anything!<hr /></blockquote>Whoa! In that case, what does 340+ posts buy me???

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1036253635.gif

DoomCue
07-10-2003, 05:06 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote jason:</font><hr> Erm?!? Whats not in my cue case??? Thats easy! ......DOOM!!! And Wendys hand in marriage!!!!!! /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif
<hr /></blockquote>

Actually, DOOM is in MY case! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Here (http://home.nc.rr.com/doomcue/images/doom-buttcap-doom.JPG) is a picture.

-djb

pooljunkie73
07-10-2003, 05:43 PM
[
quote=DoomCue]DOOM is in MY case! /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>

Hell, you can keep the doom!Just give me Wendy /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

9 Ball Girl
07-10-2003, 08:26 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote dmorris68:</font><hr> Whoa! In that case, what does 340+ posts buy me???

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1036253635.gif <hr /></blockquote>

http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/1046456818.gif

Wendy~~~http://www.smilies.org/basesmilies3/splitform.gif

OnePocketChamp
07-10-2003, 09:30 PM
Here I sit with a meager 85 posts, no Wendy phone number, no Wendy address and no Wendy centerfold, man life sure sucks for a low poster like me. Does it count that I killed Rackmup in our "Cats Out of the Bag" matchup, went to jail over eg8r's friend, Britney" and had my rules help ridicled and honor besmurced. How does a poor Texas guy gain ground on the board????

eg8r
07-10-2003, 09:50 PM
[ QUOTE ]
and had my rules help ridicled and honor besmurced. <hr /></blockquote> What is "besmurced"? /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

eg8r

rackmup
07-11-2003, 03:20 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote OPC:</font><hr> ridicled and honor besmurced <hr /></blockquote>

Utilizing the APA handicapping system, OPC has now gone from a S/L-2 to a S/L-1 in spelling.

Sad. Very sad.

Regards,

Ken

OnePocketChamp
07-11-2003, 04:32 AM
Man, this pisses me off, I use the spell check feature, change the spelling and hit apply changes and this is what I get. My lawyer will be in contact with Billiards Digest for the pain and suffering I am experiencing right now at the hands of two co-defendants in the legal process to follow.

griffith_d
07-11-2003, 05:42 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote OnePocketChamp:</font><hr> How does a poor Texas guy gain ground on the board???? <hr /></blockquote>

You could buy everyone a drink, 10 hours of pool at Slick Willies or Barney's, pay my weekly tournament fee for a month and spot me a $100 for gambling without having to pay it back if I did not want to.

Griff