View Full Version : Why did the Chicken cross the road?

07-09-2003, 11:49 AM
funny stuff. http://www.chickenjoke.com/

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Bill Gates' Answer:
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

07-09-2003, 11:55 AM
Yup, I love those types of jokes. There are quite a few more. The Louis Farrakhan one is pretty funny also. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif