View Full Version : Beach Battle II: Kato vs. Rackmup with...

08-15-2003, 04:22 AM
...Special Guest, VooDoo Daddy.
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Press Release:</font><hr>
August 19-22, 2003 at the Beautiful, Prestigious Breaker's Billiards in Ft. Lauderdale, FL.

Defending Champion: R.J. "Kato" Benoit
Challenger: Ken "RackMup!" Kingan

In July's matchup, Kato blistered RackMup! on each of four straight nights to take the early lead in this mammoth display of pool-playing prowess spread out over a five-month period. The format is a best-of-five (months) playing races of 8 and 9-ball with 1-pocket as a tie-breaker.

With this early lead, Kato hopes to put unprecedented pressure on RackMup! with an August victory, leaving him with no choice but to run off three straight monthly victories.

VooDoo Daddy will be the special guest at this months challenge, bolstering the Florida contingent and certainly putting extra pressure on RackMup! to perform at his best. To add fuel to the fire, former Texas resident and Rackmup! rival, Ed "Eg8r" Newman has been invited to join in this "Phight of the Phenolics" but as of this press release had not confirmed his intentions.

Online wagering for this event is available at:
<font color="blue">www.not_really_an_event_casino.com/wagering.htm</font color>

VIP Seating is still available (at the bar) and can be purchased for all four days for the unbelievably low price of $19.99. Tickets can be purchased at:
<font color="blue">www.not_really_an_event_casino.com/tickets/Rackmup!_Productions/PayPal/htm</font color>

Don't Miss this Battle of the...er...TITANS!<hr /></blockquote>

Wow...I didn't realize our little friendly games had grown to these epic levels.



08-15-2003, 06:11 AM
That's amazing Ken. I just went to the website and placed a bet /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif I can't believe the odds I'm getting. /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kato~~~ready.....................sort of

08-15-2003, 06:11 AM
I am not sure just yet. During the week is tough. If I thought driving to SPetty's was a long drive, that was nothing compared to heading down south on a school night.


08-15-2003, 06:41 AM
This is amazing, you guys are becoming famous and I believe that BD is also sending a camera crew to report on this newly acclaimed pool event. I have witnessed the dedication Rackmup is bringing to this upcoming match, many hours of practice and increased focus on his league play so with this in mind I have also gone to the betting site and placed a small wager (100 large) on the underdog Rackmup.
Good luck next week but remember the true measure of a man is how he handles defeat.

08-15-2003, 09:03 AM
August 15,2004

Fantasy9Ball.com to Cover Hottest Matchup of the Decade!
In a Press meeting Friday August 15th, The atmosphere was shivering. We are now able to tell you that Kato and Rackmup will go head to head LIVE on Nickelodeon. Dates will be released soon. At the Press meeting the two rivals were asked, "How Do you Feel about your upcoming Matchup"

Mr. Kato Said " I pitty The fool, I like my meet RAW"
Mr Rackmup said "Kato Who"

Thats right Folks, Be there or be square!

http://vbwebsites.com/beachbtl.jpgTHIS IS A GAG, Not much Truth To it!

PS, Someone email me pics of these two..

08-15-2003, 09:30 AM
You're brutal Brady, that's great though. Here's something for ya though. I'm picking Ken up at 5 p.m. next Tuesday, this time there will be pics. I'll get you a pic of the two of us together holding our weapons of mass destruction and e-mail them to you.


08-15-2003, 09:31 AM

Voodoo Daddy
08-15-2003, 09:53 AM
You guys are twisted. First of all I will not root for either of you but I will woof like crazy AT you both. We will enjoy some cow...get stuffed and then go to the PH where only god knows who will come out ahead. A good time will be had by all.

08-15-2003, 10:59 AM
Yeah, like I want you rooting for me? Please, this is the most important matchup. Think about it. Rackemup has already declared victory for September with me being at the Open and since I'm only up 1-0 if he wins this month he'll be ahead 2-1 with only 2 matches to go. I've got to be strong and on my game. Desperately needing the psychological advantage of being up 2-0 then 2-1 with only 2 to go. That would force Rackemup into a position where he would have to totally dominate me for 2 consecutive months. He would have to actually beat me which may be funnier than any post he's ever written. My plan? Simple. Same as always. Establish my dominance in pool games that I like (9-ball), sort of like (8-ball), to avoid the game that I hate (1 pocket) and declare victory!!!!!!!!!!

Kato~~~has it all thought out

Voodoo Daddy
08-15-2003, 11:44 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr> Yeah, like I want you rooting for me? Kato~~~has it all thought out <hr /></blockquote>

Your a poodle on stilts...I'm not rooting for anything but humor, which I know I will get alot of.

Voodoo~~~secretly hopes they split 8-9ball so I can watch the titan-like battle in ONE POCKET!!

08-15-2003, 07:10 PM

That is too funny.

Pics of Kato are available at any U.S. Post Office.



08-15-2003, 07:17 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Kato:</font><hr>Think about it. Rackemup has already declared victory for September with me being at the Open<hr /></blockquote>

I would never accept such a shallow victory!

The September matches will be made up along with the November matches. Twice the pool, twice the fun.

For those visiting the betting website. Bet on me and bet LARGE. I am the "underdog" but my game is just fine. Trust me...I won't let you down.


Ken (Who knows?...maybe I laid down in July just to mess with the spread? As a business partner with Martha "the Velveteen Widow" Stewart, you must remember...we have the inside track on all kinds of stuff that is of a financial nature.)

08-17-2003, 09:01 AM
Post office only has BLack and Whites and that just doesnt seem to match the Event Flyer.lol

08-17-2003, 09:02 AM
Post office only has BLack and Whites and that just doesnt seem to match the Event Flyer.lol