08-23-2003, 01:34 PM
old farmer walking down road with dog, big guy in new cadallic. drives up ask if he needs ride? farmer ascepts ride start to call dog, driver says no dog in nis car!!1 farmer sais o. k. he will run along beside car, driver laugh an gunes it upm to 60 miles hr. wher your dog? he ask farmer, here beside car aqnsered the farmer, mad dfiver up to 80 miles hr where dog now? here beside car .mad driver goes to100miles hr where dog now? here beside car! driver furious locks brakes down slides to halt farmer open door the dog appears, driver ask? what is that brown ring around his nose ? the farmer replies that is his ass he not used to those sudden stops!!!!!