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08-29-2003, 12:54 PM
The First Lesson Students Receive in Medical School

Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

Then the professor started the class by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted."

The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.

"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people.

08-29-2003, 02:05 PM
LOLOLOL. That is GROSS!!!!


08-29-2003, 02:35 PM
. . .then again, they're almost ALL old. . . .

I remember a variation (forerunner?) being used in the 1989 movie, "Gross Anatomy", with Matthew Modine as the protagonist.

The scene had a professor telling med students that a patient's urine could be tasted, to determine if they were diabetic. The finger switching bit is the connecting factor.

~~fan of the Encarta Useless Knowlege and Trivia Encyclopedia.