View Full Version : another virus warning!
09-09-2003, 11:37 AM
I thought you would want to know about this email virus.
Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to mostly affect those who were born prior to 1960.
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
It is called the "C-Nile Virus." /ccboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif
09-09-2003, 11:40 AM
My computer has had that virus for a while now. /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif
09-09-2003, 11:43 AM
Thanks eg8r. Have you seen my keys? /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif
I thought that was the computer. Well I think that's what I thought. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
ahhhm so people born before 1960 are C-nile? lol
7TH DAY ADVENTIST VIRUS Very destructive - disables your system every Saturday, but let's it start up again on Sunday morning.
ADAM AND EVE VIRUS Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer.
AL GORE UNIX VIRUS Whenever you inquire about one of your environment variables, it shows you the current setting, but then tacks on an alarmist message concerning the future of the variable.
AIRLINE VIRUS You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS Terminates and stays resident. It vill be bahk.
AT&T VIRUS Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
BAPTIST VIRUS Immerses your hard-drive in water, secretly drinks beer on Friday night, memory chips go for a smoke behind your computer when you hit pause.
BIRTHDAY VIRUS Keeps advancing your clock by another year.
BOB DOLE VIRUS Could be virulent, but it's been around too long to be much of a threat.
BORIS YELZIN VIRUS It reformats your drive and alters your PC's
09-09-2003, 03:30 PM
I feel like I should "fess-up". There is a good possibility, that I could be 'Patient Zero'. I use to hang out with a few chimps in a previous life and have been suffering with the virus for many years. It is really not to bad and has actually come in pretty handy at times. I have just recently "come out" and have thought about forming a support group. Let me know what you think? /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
09-09-2003, 07:29 PM
So that's what's wrong with me! I thought I was having "Senior moments".
DG - born before 1960
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