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Sid_Vicious
09-14-2003, 10:11 AM
For those of you who are still working or if not,for your kids to read, When you have had an "I hate my job day" try this:

On your way home from work. stop at your local pharmacy and to the the Thermometer section.

You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and johnson. B very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

Change into very comfortable clothing,such as a track suit, and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer,

Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Take our the material that comes with the thermometer and read it.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement.

EVERY RECTAL THERMOMETER MADE BY JOHNSON AND JOHNSON IS PERSONALLY TESTED,

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times

I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Test Lab. Have a nice day and remember- there is always someone with a WORSE job than yours!

dg-in-centralpa
09-14-2003, 06:28 PM
I agree Sid.

DG - sometimes you're the pigeon and sometimes you're the statue

Sid_Vicious
09-14-2003, 08:12 PM
Great tag line dg. Somehow it fits well about right now ;-) sid

Ralph S.
09-15-2003, 12:33 AM
Man, that job would be a real "pain in the ass". LOL /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Candyman
09-16-2003, 12:50 PM
My buddy is a dentist and was complaining to another doctor, about how much he hated his job. He was sick and tired of looking in someone else's mouth all day. The other doctor told my buddy he would swap jobs with him one day and he would learn how to appreciate what he had. The other doctor happened to be a proctologist. /ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif