rackmup
04-11-2002, 09:03 AM
Greetings,
While some claim to have a "routine" that improves your game, increases the power of your break and aids in runouts, the consumer must be very careful and weary of these claims. Some of them are promoted by unscrupulous hucksters working from a "phone room", offering nothing but useless drivel to the unsuspecting pool playing public. A lot of these "enterprises" are operated from Federal Prisons across the United States with some of the proceeds being sent overseas to radical militant pool playing TAP/APA League Operators.
DON'T BE SUCKED INTO THIS TRAP!
Out of my LOVE for the game, a LUST for cash and in conjunction with Martha "the Springtime Yellow Widow" Stewart and the RACKMUP video production team, we are pleased to offer...
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>THE ULTIMATE POOL WORKOUT VIDEO
In this video, I will show you how to:
INCREASE YOUR BREAKING POWER THROUGH BEER BOTTLE LIFTING EXCERCISES!
INCREASE CALF AND THIGH SIZE THROUGH THE USE OF MY "FREQUENT TRIPS TO THE RESTROOM" CARDIO ROUTINE!
INCREASE YOUR HEART AND WAIST SIZE BY FOLLOWING MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL DEEP FRIED FOODS DIET!
INCREASE YOUR FOCUS BY DECREASING YOUR INHIBITIONS THROUGH ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION!
POCKET FOUR OR MORE BALLS ON EVERY BREAK THROUGH THE IMPLEMENTATION OF MY PATENTED "DISTRACT YOUR OPPONENT AND CHEAT" METHODS!
HOW TO GAMBLE AND WIN USING MONEY EARNED FROM DIFFERENT PROVEN PYRAMID SCHEMES!
DIFFERENT METHODS OF CROSS-THREADING THE SHAFT ON YOUR OPPONENT'S CUE.
WOOFING: "BAD MANNERS OR SMART TACTICS." BE KNOWN AS THE BIGGEST MOUTH IN YOUR POOL ROOM!
There is so much more! Just send $39.95 to:
Big Mouth Productions
PO Box 14:1
Mansfield, Texas 76063
or call:
1-800-BIG-MOUTH (9am-7pm EST)
Also available at our website:
www.marthastewartvideos.com
<font color=red>And if that isn't enough! The first 100 customers receive</font color=red>:
A signed, "Limited Edition" autographed photograph of "Patrick" and his "Dancing to the MIZ" music video!
A set of Martha Stewart wine glasses, acid-etched with a picture of Martha playing 9-ball!
A copy of the new release: "The Miz sings Sinatra's Greatest Tunes" on cassette or CD.
Act now as quantities are limited!<hr></blockquote>
PROCEEDS
(a very small portion of the proceeds from the sales of this video will be donated to: "The Enron Employees Unemployment Fund", "The Arthur Anderson Legal Defense Fund" and "The Re-Elect Bill Clinton Campaign" The bulk of the proceeds will aid in the "administrative costs" of operating the Martha Stewart/Rackmup Pool Videos website and the salary of it's President & CEO, Ken Kingan.)
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Martha Stewart, Rackmup Video Productions, The Miz Musical Corporation and their affiliates assume no liability for products ordered and not received. Due to the nature of the limited quantities of the products/services promoted above, some items may be replaced with "The Partridge Family Sings Christmas Tunes" videos or Cadbury Creme Filled Chocolate Easter Eggs. No refunds or exchanges. The reproduction of the advertised videos, without express written permission of Martha Stewart/Rackmup Enterprises and Major League Baseball is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Deposits are insured by the FDIC. Do not take merchandise into the dressing rooms and please exercise extreme caution when operating heavy farm equipment while under the influence of intoxicating liquor. Martha Stewart in NO way endorses the act of premarital sex UNLESS performed as a part of a religious cult sex ceremony AND in the presence of our Video Production Staff.
(For more information on the purchase of "Martha Stewart Pre-Marital Sex Soft Porn Videos", please visit our website, www.marthastewartgetsfreaky.com (http://www.marthastewartgetsfreaky.com))
Regards,
Ken
While some claim to have a "routine" that improves your game, increases the power of your break and aids in runouts, the consumer must be very careful and weary of these claims. Some of them are promoted by unscrupulous hucksters working from a "phone room", offering nothing but useless drivel to the unsuspecting pool playing public. A lot of these "enterprises" are operated from Federal Prisons across the United States with some of the proceeds being sent overseas to radical militant pool playing TAP/APA League Operators.
DON'T BE SUCKED INTO THIS TRAP!
Out of my LOVE for the game, a LUST for cash and in conjunction with Martha "the Springtime Yellow Widow" Stewart and the RACKMUP video production team, we are pleased to offer...
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>THE ULTIMATE POOL WORKOUT VIDEO
In this video, I will show you how to:
INCREASE YOUR BREAKING POWER THROUGH BEER BOTTLE LIFTING EXCERCISES!
INCREASE CALF AND THIGH SIZE THROUGH THE USE OF MY "FREQUENT TRIPS TO THE RESTROOM" CARDIO ROUTINE!
INCREASE YOUR HEART AND WAIST SIZE BY FOLLOWING MY HIGH CHOLESTEROL DEEP FRIED FOODS DIET!
INCREASE YOUR FOCUS BY DECREASING YOUR INHIBITIONS THROUGH ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION!
POCKET FOUR OR MORE BALLS ON EVERY BREAK THROUGH THE IMPLEMENTATION OF MY PATENTED "DISTRACT YOUR OPPONENT AND CHEAT" METHODS!
HOW TO GAMBLE AND WIN USING MONEY EARNED FROM DIFFERENT PROVEN PYRAMID SCHEMES!
DIFFERENT METHODS OF CROSS-THREADING THE SHAFT ON YOUR OPPONENT'S CUE.
WOOFING: "BAD MANNERS OR SMART TACTICS." BE KNOWN AS THE BIGGEST MOUTH IN YOUR POOL ROOM!
There is so much more! Just send $39.95 to:
Big Mouth Productions
PO Box 14:1
Mansfield, Texas 76063
or call:
1-800-BIG-MOUTH (9am-7pm EST)
Also available at our website:
www.marthastewartvideos.com
<font color=red>And if that isn't enough! The first 100 customers receive</font color=red>:
A signed, "Limited Edition" autographed photograph of "Patrick" and his "Dancing to the MIZ" music video!
A set of Martha Stewart wine glasses, acid-etched with a picture of Martha playing 9-ball!
A copy of the new release: "The Miz sings Sinatra's Greatest Tunes" on cassette or CD.
Act now as quantities are limited!<hr></blockquote>
PROCEEDS
(a very small portion of the proceeds from the sales of this video will be donated to: "The Enron Employees Unemployment Fund", "The Arthur Anderson Legal Defense Fund" and "The Re-Elect Bill Clinton Campaign" The bulk of the proceeds will aid in the "administrative costs" of operating the Martha Stewart/Rackmup Pool Videos website and the salary of it's President & CEO, Ken Kingan.)
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
Martha Stewart, Rackmup Video Productions, The Miz Musical Corporation and their affiliates assume no liability for products ordered and not received. Due to the nature of the limited quantities of the products/services promoted above, some items may be replaced with "The Partridge Family Sings Christmas Tunes" videos or Cadbury Creme Filled Chocolate Easter Eggs. No refunds or exchanges. The reproduction of the advertised videos, without express written permission of Martha Stewart/Rackmup Enterprises and Major League Baseball is STRICTLY PROHIBITED. Deposits are insured by the FDIC. Do not take merchandise into the dressing rooms and please exercise extreme caution when operating heavy farm equipment while under the influence of intoxicating liquor. Martha Stewart in NO way endorses the act of premarital sex UNLESS performed as a part of a religious cult sex ceremony AND in the presence of our Video Production Staff.
(For more information on the purchase of "Martha Stewart Pre-Marital Sex Soft Porn Videos", please visit our website, www.marthastewartgetsfreaky.com (http://www.marthastewartgetsfreaky.com))
Regards,
Ken