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nAz
09-30-2003, 05:36 AM
Here's a good one to put a smile on your face this morning... except for barb. /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.Peter told Arthur,
"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented motorcycles, eh?" Arthur said, "Yes, that's me..."

God commented, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion;
2.. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3.. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4.. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5.. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!"

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results (he hadn't heard of AMD). The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it out.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Aboo
09-30-2003, 11:19 AM
nAz, you make my day! LOLOL

nAz
09-30-2003, 05:06 PM
Like that one huh? lol how about this one?

Horrendous Air Tragedy in poland!!

Poland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
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