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10-01-2003, 12:28 PM
Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd", her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we must do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart.
"Two hot dogs, please," says one.
The vendor is only too happy to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excitedly, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begins to unwrap their " dogs".
The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and wispers cautiously,

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"What part did you get?".

10-01-2003, 12:56 PM
ROTFL. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif


9 Ball Girl
10-01-2003, 01:07 PM
Here's a cute one:

...At last the hill was too steep and the poor nuns had to get off their bicycles and walk. As they passed a dark passageway two yobbos jumped out, dragged them into the passage and started to rape them. "Lord forgive them for they know not what they do", said one "Sshhhhhh", said the other, "this one does."