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Sid_Vicious
10-23-2003, 07:51 PM
A Mexican, and Iraqi, and an American go into a bar for a "cool one" and are bragging about their respective countries.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, " In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

The Iraqi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice, either."

The American (a Texan, wouldn't ya know), cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America, we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice!"

Deniel
10-23-2003, 10:27 PM
ROFLMAO /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif Good one Sid

Deniel