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rackmup
04-14-2002, 09:33 PM
CCB'ers! Look at what I received in the mail! This is great stuff. Read on!
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<blockquote><font class="small">Quote:</font><hr>MARTHA STEWART POOL BALL JAMS &amp; JELLIES<hr></blockquote>

Summer is coming and what better way to surprise your league pals than with a jar of my homemade "Pool Ball Jams &amp; Jellies?"

Available in five wonderful flavors:

<ul type="square"> Five Ball Orange Marmalade (shown.)
Seven Ball Raspberry Jam (shown.)
Four Ball Grape Jelly (shown.)
Eight Ball Licorice spread (not shown.)
Three Ball Strawberry Preserves (shown.)
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Say "I appreciate your three rail carom shots to pocket the nine" with the FIVE FLAVOR GIFT PACK for only $39.95!

Each flavor, served on fresh home-baked bread, will go splendidly well with a crisp chardonnay or simply serve with your favorite lager! Be BOLD!, Serve the beer right from the can!

Even I, Martha "the Velveteen Widow" Stewart, like to "get jiggy" with a "slab 'o toast and a frothy brew" while "shootin' the rock" with my "homie pool playin' partners."

ORDER NOW AND I WILL INCLUDE:

<ul type="square"> Martha sings "The Color of Money" soudtrack CD.
"Eleven crucial shots and the secrets of beautiful floral arrangements" handbook.
The 1991 Accu-Stats video of the "Gender Match of the Century; Buddy "The Rifleman" Hall vs. Martha "The Velveteen Widow" Stewart 9-ball grudge match.
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THIS IS A $275.00 VALUE absolutely free if you order now!

Send cash, check, money order or cashiers check to:

Rackmup Enterprises
PO Box 14:1
Mansfield, TX. 76063

I hope this helps solve some of your gift giving dilemmas!

Regards,

Ken (I'm the gift that just keeps on giving)

04-14-2002, 09:47 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: rackmup:</font><hr> CCB'ers! Look at what I received in the mail! Even I, Martha "the Velveteen Widow" Stewart, like to "get jiggy" with a "slab 'o toast and a frothy brew" while "shootin' the rock" with my "homie pool playin' partners."
Regards,

Ken (I'm the gift that just keeps on giving)
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what can i say?

funny. darn funny.

dan..it is to applaud.

Doctor_D
04-15-2002, 07:50 AM
Good morning Ken:

Maybe you can get Martha to be our spokes person for Professional Billiards?

Dr. D.

04-15-2002, 12:05 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Doctor_D:</font><hr> Good morning Ken:

Maybe you can get Martha to be our spokes person for Professional Billiards?

Dr. D.
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Yes Dr. D.,

And if Martha can't turn the darkside image of pool around, then no one can!!

~G

04-15-2002, 12:18 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote: Doctor_D:</font><hr> Good morning Ken:

Maybe you can get Martha to be our spokes person for Professional Billiards?

Dr. D.
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careful. the "real" martha makes earl in a bad mood look like miss manners.

dan

Doctor_D
04-15-2002, 12:36 PM
Good afternoon:

Good point Dan! However, she would spice things up a little bit.

Dr. D.