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nAz
10-29-2003, 02:15 PM
This is how i got into the country when i smuggled myself in from Katmandu. /ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Bent out of shape... illegal aliens caught in desperate attempts to cross U.S. border

http://www.customs.gov/xp/CustomsToday/2001/September/other/custoday_bent.xml

http://www.customs.gov/ImageCache/CustomsToday/content/sep01/other/bent_2ectt/v1/image/1/alien_5fdash.jpg
Photo Credit: INS
A woman peering out from the automobile dashboard of a vehicle was discovered before the vehicle could cross the U.S.-Mexico border.

Every year, federal officers from the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service and U.S. Customs Service discover increasing cases of "human contraband" secreted in unusual places and wrapped in innovative disguises. The man in the photo below was actually hidden inside an automobile seat occupied by another "legal" occupant. The woman peering out from the automobile dashboard of another vehicle (above) tried a similar "spaced-out" ploy - she was also discovered before the car could get across the U.S.-Mexico border, cramped, but none the worse for wear.

http://www.customs.gov/ImageCache/CustomsToday/content/sep01/other/bent_2ectt/v1/image/2/alien_5fcar.jpg
Photo Credit: INS
This man was actually hidden inside an automobile seat occupied by another "legal" occupant.

Cueless Joey
10-29-2003, 02:42 PM
I'd cross the border too.
When you get here, you get free medicare, medicaid, school, foodstamps and housing assistance. /ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I like that Vegas comedian's joke. For every 100 barrels of wine we import from Mexico, half of them are Mexicans. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Kinda mean/racial stereotyping joke that you could surely not say nowadays.
I have a solution to this problem.
If you catch them trying to cross illegaly, house them for a month before deporting them.
Feed them German food and play Indian music all day. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
That'll scare me.

CarolNYC
10-30-2003, 04:43 AM
This is very sad!
When I was returning from Canada, I handed my passport to the guy in the booth on the US side and he hands it back to me and tells me its "Not Valid",well, I just got into Canada and Im coming home-why isnt it valid?It wasnt signed!
Hmmmmmmmmm, the guy on the Canadian side didnt see it!
Oh well! I got home and thats all I cared about!
Carol /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Rich R.
10-30-2003, 05:44 AM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote CarolNYC:</font><hr> This is very sad!
When I was returning from Canada, I handed my passport to the guy in the booth on the US side and he hands it back to me and tells me its "Not Valid",well, I just got into Canada and Im coming home-why isnt it valid?It wasnt signed!
Hmmmmmmmmm, the guy on the Canadian side didnt see it!
Oh well! I got home and thats all I cared about!
Carol /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif <hr /></blockquote>
Do you NEED a passport to go into Canada now?
I have been to Canada several times, in the past, but never needed a passport. Has that changed since 9-11?

CarolNYC
10-30-2003, 05:49 AM
No, Rich,
You dont need one ,but, it makes it easier, if you have one-its like, the ideal form of identification,rather then carrying birth certificate and drivers license,ya know?
Carol /ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Qtec
10-30-2003, 06:28 AM
Hey, its cheap labour. Dont knock it. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Do you really think that the plan is to keep them out!

Doesnt say much for NS.

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Cueless Joey
10-30-2003, 02:20 PM
<blockquote><font class="small">Quote Qtec:</font><hr> Hey, its cheap labour. Dont knock it. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Do you really think that the plan is to keep them out!

Doesnt say much for NS.

Q /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>
I guess you haven't tasted German food and listened to Indian musick. /ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif
No. Mexico is doomed. Corruption has ruined that country.
How the hell can you have oil, gold, ocean, etc and be pizz poor?
Oh yeah. Legal abortion might help.

Kato
10-30-2003, 02:47 PM
We have to have you hear. We would come get you ourselves /ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kato~~~viva la Carol!!!!!!!!!!!

CarolNYC
10-30-2003, 03:59 PM
[ QUOTE ]
We would come get you ourselves <hr /></blockquote>
And I would be there for you ,in a heartbeat!
Carol~imagining a whole bunch of CCB'ers invading a country to get a fellow countryman home!LMAO