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10-29-2003, 08:43 PM
Subject: How do YOU feel?

Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench at the entry
way when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

"Really, Like a new-born baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants."