<span style='font-size: 17pt'><span style="color: #000099">Sadly...the lexicon has been updated.</span></span>
<span style='font-family: Comic Sans MS'><span style='font-size: 17pt'><span style="color: #CC0000">From Urban Dictionary
1. Legitimate Rape
August 20, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Rape between one man and one woman who are not married or even acquainted; the only rape sanctioned by the Republican Party.
"Was it legitimate rape, or was it just like, hilarious prison rape or acceptable acquaintance rape?"</span></span></span>