I was watching "Snake Salvation" the other night. I was thinking it could be made much more exciting and inspiring if they if they used better, deadlier, snakes like... Sea Kraits, Black Mambas, Taipans, Death Adders, Puff Adders, Tiger Snakes,...you know..real kick-ass snakes, not p***y azz American snakes. That way, they would make a real statement about the power of their beliefs, and demonstrate how much they trust and love god. As a bonus, we could get to see the elimination of those whose godliness is questionable.
Maybe Nat Geo could make it a competitive thing, with one bunch of snake handling fundamentalist morons trying to outdo the other, the winner would be team err..congregation with the biggest number of survivors. What do you think? Am I on to something big here?
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