A LETTER TO ALL WHO VOTED FOR THE GOP SABOTEURS AND OBSTRUCTIONISTS:
Thanks so much for voting for us. Our owners the Koch brothers, Grover Norquist, Karl Rove and Sheldon Adelson are very happy. You see they have a dream and we are their pawn, they have given us obscene amounts of money for our campaigns and all kinds of future promises as long as we hand over power of the country to them. Let me explain. Most of us were elected during Mid-term elections when we teabaggers were all given hundreds of millions from Koch's and the others mentioned. We were counting on most Democratic voters to to be lazy and apathetic voters who would just disappear after electing their black Messiah. They must not have realized how much his election infuriated the GOP and our owners. So we banded together, we took vows, made pacts on the eve of the inauguration to make sure that Obama failed. We care nothing about how this will effect any of you or the economy. So now, more than ever, we are all supported by the Kochs and the Koch Blockers have done everything in their power to shift the paradigm of the haters, the ignorant, the bigots and the blamers by giving them their own party, the teaparty. Koch's have created and funded the teaparty for the sole purpose of capitalizing on peoples fear to divide us as a nation. Divide and conquer. You see this country is as divided right now as we were during the civil war, imagine that! Yes, they are the most dangerous men on earth right now with Rove, Norquist and Adelson all coming in a close second. They are war profiteers and in order to expand upon their already obscene amounts of money they must have a war, they want to attack Iran. As long as we continue to hold the Congress hostage and the Senate with our "made up rule" of 60% and our unconstitutional filibustering, we will be able to deliver that power to them. I know, I know what you are thinking "It is OUR children that will die, not theirs. It is the loving people of Iran that will lose their children not these 1% maniacal war mongers!" But know this we are committed and we have hundreds of millions behind us, over a billion if you count up all our Super Pacs. But you liberals are not even interested enough to donate a few bucks to the candidates you like so with your apathy we could win this whole thing. Some of you might even think we are traitors, usurpers, or treasonous because we promised to represent the people who voted for us, we promised to represent the best interest of the country, but we all have our price and those Koch brothers sure did find ours, LOL. OK, thanks again for all your blind support and a big shout out to FOX for keeping you the most misinformed generation of all time!
SIGNED: Every GOP obstructionist.
<span style='font-size: 14pt'><span style="color: #000099">No need to worry, the oil (and gas) companies have always cared about the environment haven't they? </span></span>