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    100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR)

    2013/01/14
    By Stephen D. Foster Jr.
    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01...-a-republican/


    Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

    1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
    2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
    3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
    4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
    5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
    6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
    7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
    8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
    9. The Earth is round.
    10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
    11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
    12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
    13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
    14. Global warming is real.
    15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
    16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
    17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
    18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
    19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
    20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
    21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
    22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
    23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
    24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
    25. Jesus was a liberal.
    26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
    27. Tea parties are for little girls.
    28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
    29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
    30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
    31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
    32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
    33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
    34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
    35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
    36. Women control their own bodies.
    37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
    38. Please use spell-check.
    39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
    40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
    41. Health care is a right, not a product.
    42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
    43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
    44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
    45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
    46. Waterboarding IS torture.
    47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
    48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
    49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
    50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
    51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
    52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
    53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
    54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
    55. God is a particle.
    56. Evolution is real.
    57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
    58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
    59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
    60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
    61. Federal law trumps state law.
    62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
    63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
    64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
    65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
    66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
    67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
    68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
    69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
    70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
    71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
    72. Labor unions built this country.
    73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
    74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
    75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
    76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
    77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
    78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
    79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
    80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
    81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
    82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
    83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
    84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
    85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
    86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
    87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
    88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
    89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
    90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
    91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
    92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
    93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
    94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
    95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
    96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
    97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
    98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
    99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
    100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!


    Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.


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    Irritating or angering or enraging a Conservativ or a Republikan iz one thing -- but what about general truths about america.
    The COTUS iz now (az before) holding the usofa back.
    Badder times are akummin.
    A lost generation.
    Unemployment.
    Overpopulation.
    Poverty.
    Global warming.
    Unhappyness.
    Crime.
    Thats the truth.
    mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cushioncrawler View Post
    Irritating or angering or enraging a Conservativ or a Republikan iz one thing -- but what about general truths about america.
    The COTUS iz now (az before) holding the usofa back.
    Badder times are akummin.
    A lost generation.
    Unemployment.
    Overpopulation.
    Poverty.
    Global warming.
    Unhappyness.
    Crime.
    Thats the truth.
    mac.
    Tell me, Mac, how are things in your neck of the woods?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiabloViejo View Post
    100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR)

    2013/01/14
    By Stephen D. Foster Jr.
    http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01...-a-republican/


    Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

    1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
    2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
    3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
    4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
    5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
    6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
    7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
    8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
    9. The Earth is round.
    10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
    11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
    12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
    13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
    14. Global warming is real.
    15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
    16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
    17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
    18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
    19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
    20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
    21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
    22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
    23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
    24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
    25. Jesus was a liberal.
    26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
    27. Tea parties are for little girls.
    28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
    29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
    30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
    31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
    32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
    33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
    34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
    35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
    36. Women control their own bodies.
    37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
    38. Please use spell-check.
    39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
    40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
    41. Health care is a right, not a product.
    42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
    43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
    44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
    45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
    46. Waterboarding IS torture.
    47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
    48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
    49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
    50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
    51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
    52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
    53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
    54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
    55. God is a particle.
    56. Evolution is real.
    57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
    58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
    59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
    60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
    61. Federal law trumps state law.
    62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
    63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
    64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
    65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
    66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
    67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
    68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
    69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
    70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
    71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
    72. Labor unions built this country.
    73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
    74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
    75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
    76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
    77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
    78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
    79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
    80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
    81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
    82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
    83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
    84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
    85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
    86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
    87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
    88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
    89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
    90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
    91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
    92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
    93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
    94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
    95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
    96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
    97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
    98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
    99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
    100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!


    Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
    My friend, this is excellent! Nothing get's 'em like the facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle in MD View Post
    My friend, this is excellent! Nothing get's 'em like the facts.
    The facts ... wow, you are really in need of a reality check. Still waiting to hear your explanation of how the GOP prevented Obama from closing Gitmo when he controlled all three branches of government. Another FACT that you stated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nine ... corner View Post
    The facts ... wow, you are really in need of a reality check. Still waiting to hear your explanation of how the GOP prevented Obama from closing Gitmo when he controlled all three branches of government. Another FACT that you stated.
    If you don't know how that is possible, check your civics textbook. A majority in the Senate does NOT control the Senate, without a filibuster proof supermajority of 60 senators. Obama came in with 57 Democratic senators, NEVER had 60 Democratic senators, had two other 'independents' that caucused with the Dems (making it 59 votes, except one was the obstructionist 'independent' Joe Lieberman, cf: what he did to personally quash the public option for health care). When the Dems DID have 60, briefly, counting the two non-Dem senators that caucused with them, both Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy were dying, and unavailable to attend every session, and that was only true for approx. 6 weeks.

    That's from the theoretical side. Actually, Democrats obstructed the president on the Gitmo closing, failing to support it unanimously themselves, out of 'not in my backyard' fearmongering that any al Qaeda prisoner was a super genius villain like Lex Luther, and likely to escape (from max security prisons) and wreak havoc on the local community. While I agree the Dems went along with the NIMBY fearmongering, it was a GOP started effort.
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    The point is ... the lady said the the Repiglican, facist, teabaggers thwarted barry which is not true. I do enjoy how reasoned the political responses are around here with all the name calling. Thanks for the civic lesson snapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gayle in MD View Post
    Tell me, Mac, how are things in your neck of the woods?
    Gayle -- Same here, same everywhere. That list should inklood krappynomix, superstition, capitalizm, mining, CEO's.
    Theze are the dark ages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soflasnapper View Post
    If you don't know how that is possible, check your civics textbook. A majority in the Senate does NOT control the Senate, without a filibuster proof supermajority of 60 senators. Obama came in with 57 Democratic senators, NEVER had 60 Democratic senators, had two other 'independents' that caucused with the Dems (making it 59 votes, except one was the obstructionist 'independent' Joe Lieberman, cf: what he did to personally quash the public option for health care). When the Dems DID have 60, briefly, counting the two non-Dem senators that caucused with them, both Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy were dying, and unavailable to attend every session, and that was only true for approx. 6 weeks.

    That's from the theoretical side. Actually, Democrats obstructed the president on the Gitmo closing, failing to support it unanimously themselves, out of 'not in my backyard' fearmongering that any al Qaeda prisoner was a super genius villain like Lex Luther, and likely to escape (from max security prisons) and wreak havoc on the local community. While I agree the Dems went along with the NIMBY fearmongering, it was a GOP started effort.
    It seems to me, IIRC, those Democrats were mostly from regions where they were hit with the very same BS from RW Teabaggers to which I am speaking, were they not? Mostly Red States, IOW, asand wasn't the empty max security prison, in a Red State, as well?

    IMO, the obstruction originates with Repubs, as it did over the Gitmo Discussion, and the irrational obstructionism and ginning up of fear from RW media propaganda, created and launched by RW Radical Obstrucionists, who are also the same jerks which deserve the bulk of the blame.

    Those Dems which don't support the President's rational course of action, are almost always from those same Red States, by far.

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