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    Teabagger Socialism-Free Purity Pledge

    Proud to be a teabagger? Don't just talk the talk, walk the walk and sign the pledge!

    Teabagger Socialism-Free Purity Pledge

    I, TEApublican, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:

    I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.

    I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.

    I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.

    I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life.

    I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:

    Social Security

    State Children’s Health Insurance Programs (SCHIP)

    Police, Fire, and Emergency Services

    US Postal Service

    Roads and Highways

    Air Travel (regulated by the socialist FAA)

    The US Railway System

    Public Subways and Metro Systems

    Public Bus and Light Rail Systems

    Rest Areas on Highways


    All Government-Funded Local/State Projects

    Public Water and Sewer Services (goodbye socialist toilet, shower, dishwasher, kitchen sink, outdoor hose!)

    Public and State Universities and Colleges
    Public Primary and Secondary Schools

    Sesame Street

    Publicly Funded Anti-Drug Use Education for Children

    Public Museums/

    Public Parks and Beaches

    State and National Parks

    Public Zoos

    Unemployment Insurance

    Municipal Garbage and Recycling Services

    Treatment at Any Hospital or Clinic That Ever Received Funding From Local, State or Federal Government (pretty much all of them)

    Medical Services and Medications That Were Created or Derived From Any Government Grant or Research Funding (again, pretty much all of them)

    Socialist Byproducts of Government Investment Such as Duct Tape and Velcro (Nazi-NASA Inventions)

    Use of the Internets, email, and networked computers, as the DoD’s ARPANET was the basis for subsequent computer networking

    Foodstuffs, Meats, Produce and Crops That Were Grown With, Fed With, Raised With or That Contain Inputs From Crops Grown With Government Subsidies

    Clothing Made from Crops (e.g. cotton) That Were Grown With or That Contain Inputs From Government Subsidies

    If a veteran of the government-run socialist US military, I will forgo my VA benefits and insist on paying for my own medical care

    I will not tour socialist government buildings like the Capitol in Washington, D.C.

    I pledge to never take myself, my family, or my children on a tour of the following types of socialist locations, including but not limited to:
    Smithsonian Museums such as the Air and Space Museum or Museum of American HistoryThe socialist Washington, Lincoln, and Jefferson MonumentsThe government-operated Statue of LibertyThe Grand CanyonThe socialist World War II and Vietnam Veterans MemorialsThe government-run socialist-propaganda location known as Arlington National CemeteryAll other public-funded socialist sites, whether it be in my state or in Washington, DC

    I will urge my Member of Congress and Senators to forgo their government salary and government-provided healthcare.

    I will oppose and condemn the government-funded and therefore socialist military of the United States of America.

    I will boycott the products of socialist defense contractors such as GE, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing, Northrop Grumman, General Dynamics, Raytheon, Humana, FedEx, General Motors, Honeywell, and hundreds of others that are paid by our socialist government to produce goods for our socialist army.

    I will protest socialist security departments such as the Pentagon, FBI, CIA, Department of Homeland Security, TSA, Department of Justice and their socialist employees.

    Upon reaching eligible retirement age, I will tear up my socialist Social Security checks.

    Upon reaching age 65, I will forgo Medicare and pay for my own private health insurance until I die.

    _____________ _________________________Signed Printed Name/Town and State

    Last edited by DiabloViejo; 03-20-2013 at 05:00 PM.
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