The Right-Wing Nutjob Quote Thread

[DiabloViejo]

“A poet once said, ‘life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, but it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line.”’

~ GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, quoting lyrics from the theme song to ‘Pokemon: The Movie 2000.’ The ”poet” who wrote those lyrics was disco queen Donna Summer.

[DiabloViejo]

“American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”

~ Christine O’Donnell

[DiabloViejo]

“As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.”

~ George W. Bush

[Gayle in MD]

Thanks! These are great, or should I say pathetic.

Republicans are gong to be smashed in the next election.

They get more crazy and corrupt every day.

G.

[DiabloViejo]

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

~ George W. Bush

[DiabloViejo]

“For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex…uh…setbacks.”

~ George H.W. Bush

[DiabloViejo]

“Gay marriage is probably the biggest issue that will impact our state and our nation in the last, at least, thirty years. I AM NOT UNDERSTATING THAT.”

~ Michelle Bachmann

[DiabloViejo]

“Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant — they’re quite clear — that we would create law based on the God of the bible and the Ten Commandments.”

~ Sarah Palin

[DiabloViejo]

“Go f**k yourself.” ~ Vice President Dick Cheney to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 22, 2004

[DiabloViejo]

“He is purple – the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle – the gay pride symbol.”

~ Jerry Falwell’s warning to parents that “Tinky Winky,” a character on Teletubbies, may be gay