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    The Necessity of Swallowing - The Sin of Spilling Seed
    Most of us are familiar with the Biblical story of Onan, whose sin against God was that of spilling his seed on the ground:

    And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also. (Genesis 38:9)
    This scriptural passage has traditionally been used as an injunction against masturbation. However, upon closer reading, it becomes apparent that this scenario has nothing to do with masturbation at all. Onan was not masturbating; he was copulating with his brother?s wife (and there was a good reason for that, in God?s plan). His sin was pulling out (coitus interruptus) and ejaculating on the ground rather than into the woman. He did so in order to avoid impregnating her. However, he could have easily avoided God?s wrath (and the penalty of death), by simply having the woman fellate him and then swallow his semen. This would have kept him from impregnating her, as well as completely prevented the spilling of seed that was an offense in God?s eyes.

    The extreme case of Onan aside, how bad is it in general to spill semen? The Old Testament ranks it with other acts of uncleanliness that meet with God?s disapproval: And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. 17 And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. (Leviticus 15:16-17) Getting ejaculate on oneself or one?s clothing results in uncleanness that requires extensive reparations and atonement. Obviously one simple way to prevent the spillage of semen is to have your partner perform fellatio and swallow the emission. In fact, in light of these scriptures, performing fellatio to completion and then spitting out the resulting emission seems almost unthinkable.

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    Since the publication of our original article on anal sex and God?s will, we have received several inquiries asking to clarify God?s position concerning oral sex. We are gratified that so many Christians are hungry for the word of the Lord and are actively seeking the Truth so that they may fulfill His plan in all areas of their lives.

    The Good News About Oral Sex
    Like anal sex, oral sex is the subject of much confusion and disagreement among the faithful. There are those who say that oral sex is unnatural because God did not intend our mouths to be used in such a manner. Others associate oral-genital contact with the sexual depravities of Sodom and Gomorrah. As you will see in the Scripture, neither one of these views is supported. Not only that, but oral sex has benefits that are of particular importance to Christians: oral sex allows the natural prevention of unwanted pregnancy and is an alternative to premarital intercourse for those committed to preserving their chastity before marriage.

    There is nothing in the Bible that forbids engaging in acts of oral-genital contact. Oral sex has wrongly been grouped in with ?sodomy? and the sexual sins of Sodom and Gomorrah. As we have seen with anal sex, this argument does not hold water, because the sins of the Sodomites were specifically homosexual and/or nonconsensual in nature. There is no way this could be extrapolated to argue against a heterosexual act of oral sex for mutual pleasure. On the other hand, the Bible does contain some favorable references to oral sex, some in poetic language and some more explicit.

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    ?His Fruit Was Sweet to My Taste?
    In Christian discussions concerning oral sex, the Song of Solomon is most frequently cited as an example of scriptural allusion to the act: Like an apple tree among the trees of the forest, so is my beloved among the young men. In his shade I took great delight and sat down, and his fruit was sweet to my taste. (Song of Solomon 2:3)

    While the previous passage refers to fellatio, the following can be read as a metaphor for cunnilingus: Awake, O north wind, and come, wind of the south; make my garden breathe out fragrance, let its spices be wafted abroad. May my beloved come into his garden and eat its choice fruits! (Song of Solomon 4:16)

    And again, the Song of Solomon urges lovers to eat and drink freely of one another?s bodies: I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse: I have gathered my myrrh with my spice; I have eaten my honeycomb with my honey; I have drunk my wine with my milk: eat, O friends; drink, yea, drink abundantly, O beloved. (Song of Solomon 5:1) This reading of the scriptures portrays the act of oral sex as both natural, like eating, and a joyful expression of love, passion, and sexual sharing between a man and woman.

    In the New Testament, this passage directs partners to render ?benevolence? to one another, which can be extended to performing oral sex on each other as part of their duty to the Lord and one another: Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. (Corinthians 7:33) Not only does this passage imply that oral sex between a man and woman is acceptable and desirable, but as we shall see, the Bible also provides more specific edicts concerning the completion of the oral sex act, namely swallowing the male emission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiabloViejo View Post
    Yeah, LWW must be off his meds again and things are probably quite boring over at Mr.Wilson's Internet Memorial Home for The Politically Deranged. Even the most hardcore wing nuts eventually get tired of their echo chamber stuff, that goes sort of like this:

    "I hate Obama.
    I hate Obama even more.
    Well I hate Obama three times more than both of you.
    I hate Obama to infinity x 2.
    OK...
    I hate people who bitch about their kids getting their brains splattered by a bullet at their first grade class.
    Yeah I hate those liberal crying wuzzies too.
    Yeah Obama's gonna take my guns..I hate Obama.
    Yeah I hate Obama too.
    I hate liberals,
    I hate sluts,
    I hate oral sex,
    I hate dembots,
    I hate education,
    I hate Social Security,
    I hate everything, except tax cuts for the rich!
    And I do love austerity for the rest of us!
    Well said. I hate that the hateful liberal scum doesn't agree with us good patriotic fascists.
    Yeah I hate that too.
    BTW did I say I hate Obama?"


    You left out a big one that they deny but is obvious. They hate blacks.
    May God bless all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondo View Post
    You left out a big one that they deny but is obvious. They hate blacks.
    Yeah they hate blacks, and they hate Latinos, and they hate Arabs, and just about everyone else. I'm sure they all have a dog eared copies of Mein Kampf and The Turner Diaries that they read while listening to Wagner, fondling their AR15's, and masturbating furiously.


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    Your the best Mac.



    There isn't anything wrong with America that liberal ideology, properly applied by government experts, can't make worse.

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    I woz one of the altar boys that the kathlick church rejekts.
    mac. gulp.

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    Ejakulation iz an offense in God's eyes -- but i never reech that far.
    mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cushioncrawler View Post
    Ejakulation iz an offense in God's eyes -- but i never reech that far.
    mac.
    Sure, but as God is everywhere.... (!)

    You probably do splatter His Eye, offensively!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cushioncrawler View Post
    Ejakulation iz an offense in God's eyes -- but i never reech that far.
    mac.
    Came up short???



    There isn't anything wrong with America that liberal ideology, properly applied by government experts, can't make worse.

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