Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement gives them temper tamtrums. So, if you want to see Conservatives make fools of themselves, just say any of the following:


- 9/11 happened on George W. Bushís watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
- A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
- Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
- Africa is the birthplace of the human race.
- America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
- Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
- Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldnít do in eight.
- Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
- Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
- Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
- Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
- Democrats take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
- Dinosaurs walked the Earth before Jesus did.
- Evolution is real.
- Federal law trumps state law.
- Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
- Fox News isnít real news, itís just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
- Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
- Global warming is real.
- God is a particle.
- Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
- Hate is not a Christian virtue.
- Health care is a right, not a product.
- I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
- Jesus had brown skin and he didnít speak English.
- Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
- Jesus was a liberal.
- Labor unions built this country.
- Michael Moore is the greatest documentary maker of all-time.
- Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
- Paying taxes is patriotic.
- President Obama saved the American auto industry, Republicans want to destroy it.
- Public schools educate all children; private schools indoctrinate children.
- Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
- Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
- Reagan was president of a labor union.
- Reagan saved Social Security.
- Reagan supported gun control.
- Republican politicians love their government-run health care.
- Republicans are hypocrites.
- Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
- Republicans controlled government in the 1920′s, lowered taxes on the wealthy, and caused the Great Depression; now theyíve done it again.
- Republicans donít want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
- Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
- Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
- Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
- Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
- Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
- Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
- Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
- Republicans think rape isnít a crime, but miscarriages are.
- Republicans are Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
- Republicans have peddled the same failed economic policies since 1880.
- Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
- Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, itís called the First Amendment.
- Social Security is solvent through 2038.
- The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
- The Civil War was about slavery, NOT stateís rights.
- The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
- The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
- The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
- The Founding Fathers were liberals and supported socialized medicine.
- The Oval Office is NOT a ďwhites onlyĒ office.
- The President is NOT a Muslim.
- The President's name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States.
- The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
- The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
- The white race isnít disappearing, itís evolving.
- Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, thatís why Republicans do it.
- When Republicans see black, they attack.
- Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
- Women control their own bodies.
- Yay! Nut-job Glenn Beck is no longer on Fox!

Bottom line? If you want to piss off a Conservative, tell them the truth.