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    Wink Real Country Song Titles! LMAO

    Part I:

    80 Proof Bottle Of Tear Stopper
    All I Want From You
    All My Exes Live In Texas
    Am I Double Parked By The Curbstone Of Your Heart?
    At The Gas Station Of Love, I Got The Self Service Pump
    Bubba Shot The Jukebox
    Cow Cow Boogie
    Did I Shave My Legs For This?
    Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You
    Don't Come Home A-Drinkin' With Lovin' On Yo-Mind
    Don't Squeeze My Sharmon
    Don't Strike A Match To The Book Of Love
    Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
    Get The Hammer Mama, There's A Head On Papa's Fly
    Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
    Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    Go Back To Texas And Cheesey French Fry Lake
    Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
    Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
    Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
    Hold On To Your Men, 'Cause She's Single Again
    How Can I Get Over You If You Won't Get Out From Under Me?
    How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
    How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
    I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
    I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
    I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
    I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    I Don't Do Floors
    I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
    I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
    I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
    I Gave Her The Ring, And She Gave Me The Finger
    I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
    I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You
    I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I'm Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
    I Got Through Everything But The Door
    I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
    I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine.
    I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
    I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
    I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
    I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
    I Sat Down On A Bear Trap (Just This Morning)
    I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
    I Wanna Whip Your Cow
    I Want A Beer As Cold As My Ex-Wife's Heart
    I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me
    I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back To See If I Was Looking Back To See If You Were Looking Back At Me
    I Went Back To My Fourth Wife For The Third Time And Gave Her A Second Chance To Make A First Class Fool Out Of Me
    I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
    I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
    I Would Kiss You Through The Screen Door But It'd Strain Our Love
    I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    I'd Like To Check You For Ticks
    I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
    I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
    I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
    I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
    I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
    I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Thru You
    I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
    I'd Like You A Whole Lot Better If We Slept Together
    I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
    I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
    I'd Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You
    If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
    If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It
    If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
    If I Had A Nose Full Of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo
    If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To I'd Be Out By Now.
    If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
    If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
    If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
    If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen The Train
    If The Jukebox Took Teardrops
    If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
    If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure
    If You Can't Feel It, It Ain't There
    If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
    If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl
    If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?
    If there is a dangerous forum ... that's the one. -- LWW (referring to BD NPR)

    First off ... nothing will stop ass killings entirely. -- LWW (AKA Vladimir Ulyanov, AKA WV Slim, AKA MrsLWW, .....)

    Where did there CEO go yo work at loser? -- LWW (Demonstrating his masterful command of the English language while masquerading as his wife Vladimir.)


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    Part II:

    If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
    If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
    If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
    If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave
    If You See Me Gettin' Smaller, It's Cause I'm Leavin' You
    I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
    I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
    I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
    I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
    I'm Gonna Put A Aar In The Back Of My Car And Drive Myself To Drink
    I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
    I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
    I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
    I'm Under The Table Over You
    It Ain't Love, But It Ain't Bad
    It Ain't Easy Being Easy
    It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
    It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
    It's Not The High Cost Of Living, It's The Cost Of Living High
    I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
    I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
    I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
    I've Got The Cob, If You've Got The Corn
    Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
    Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
    Make Me Late For Work Today
    Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head)
    Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
    My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
    My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
    My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
    My Phone Ain't Been Ringing, So I Guess It Wasn't You
    My Red Neck, My White Socks, And My Blue Ribbon Beer
    My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
    Nashville Rash
    Occasional Wife
    Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
    Our Love Is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't The Same
    Overlonely And Underkissed
    Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
    Phantom Of The Opry
    Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
    Please Bypass This Heart.
    Poultry Promenade
    Queen Of My Doublewide Trailer
    Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
    Refried Dreams
    She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
    She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
    She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
    She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
    She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
    She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
    She's Actin' Single... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
    She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
    She's Got The Rhythm (And I Got The Blues)
    Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
    Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
    The Bridge Washed Out And I Can't Swim And My Baby's On The Other Side
    The Last Word In 'Lonesome' Is 'Me'
    The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
    The Pint Of No Return
    There Ain't Enough Room In My Fruit Of The Looms To Hold All My Lovin' For You
    There's A Tear In My Beer
    They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
    Tight Fittin' Jeans
    Touch Me With More Than Your Hands
    Trainwreck Of Emotion
    Up Against The Wall, Redneck Mother
    Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
    Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
    What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made A Loser Out Of Me
    When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
    Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
    Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
    Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
    Why Did You Leave The One You Left Me For?
    If there is a dangerous forum ... that's the one. -- LWW (referring to BD NPR)

    First off ... nothing will stop ass killings entirely. -- LWW (AKA Vladimir Ulyanov, AKA WV Slim, AKA MrsLWW, .....)

    Where did there CEO go yo work at loser? -- LWW (Demonstrating his masterful command of the English language while masquerading as his wife Vladimir.)


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    Part III:

    Why Do You Believe Me When I Tell You That I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?

    Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?
    Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
    Yard Sale
    You Can Lock Me Up In Jail & Throw Away The Key, But You Can't Keep My Face From Breaking Out
    You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
    You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
    You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
    You Stuck My Heart In An Old Tin Can And Shot It Off A Log
    You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life
    You're A Cross I Can't Bear
    You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns
    You're A Hangnail On My Heart And I'm Gonna Cut You Off
    You're A Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
    You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
    You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
    You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
    If there is a dangerous forum ... that's the one. -- LWW (referring to BD NPR)

    First off ... nothing will stop ass killings entirely. -- LWW (AKA Vladimir Ulyanov, AKA WV Slim, AKA MrsLWW, .....)

    Where did there CEO go yo work at loser? -- LWW (Demonstrating his masterful command of the English language while masquerading as his wife Vladimir.)


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    I'm home getting hammered while you're out getting nailed.
    May God bless all of you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondo View Post
    I'm home getting hammered while you're out getting nailed.
    From a supposed former school teacher and now a supposed sunday school teacher!

    The truth is the truth.The truth will set you free.
    Hondo>03-09-11.Thread 600 "Tangled with charley"
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