Tinfoil Hat Alert: Obama Plots To Exterminate Human Race And Rule As Immortal Cyborg
Justin "Filthy Liberal Scum" Rosario
Wow. This is just…wow.
Alex Jones has decided that the United Nations (and Obama, of course) have embarked on a course of destabilizing and destroying countries so they can reduce the world to a primitive state and control it from “jetcopters” as Methuselah cyborgs.
I swear I am not making this up. Here’s the eight minute rant via Media Matters but the good part comes at 5:40: http://mediamatters.org/embed/static...30910-cyborgs3
Got that? Agenda 21 will put us all back into the Dark Ages so the UN is evil. Science will allow the “elitists” to live longer and merge man and machine so science is evil. Hollywood is a propaganda tool to sell collectivism so Hollywood and its flying red carpets (Huh?) are evil.
But if you’re “informed” like Alex Jones (no really! He said that!), you know the truth about all of these insidious plots! Normally, this would be the part where I make fun of Jones and anyone stupid enough to buy into anything he says but, honestly, I know when I’m outclassed. Who could possibly add anything to that rant to make it even more of a parody?
My hat is off to you, Mr. Jones. You are truly a work of art.