Yes we loved torvill and dean -- they skated on ice, eezy peezy.
But jeezarse and Peter didnt hav any ice -- they walked on water -- its a miracle.

Anyhow, how kum disney or the Godsquad hav never staged jeezarse on ice.

I kan see Him entering jerusalem now, on a donkey (aktually 2 guys on skates).

Imagin the show stopper, jeezarse doing figure of eights carrying a crucyfix. Not a dry eye in the crowd.