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    Atoms aint atoms.

    Well well well well well well well -- at last some proper science -- atoms are not spherical -- atoms hav shape -- well well well.
    Its like this.
    There aint no such thing az atoms.
    Or, there iz, but the only atom iz protium, ie hydrogen, ie one proton and one elektron.
    All others are molecules.
    Yes, most atoms are molecules of one sort or another.
    There are probly 4 types of molecules -- ie 4 different orders of molecular bonding -- ie different bonding strengths (not inklooding lots of minor varyations of bonding).

    The basik (first rank) molecule iz helium -- with 2 protons and 2 electrons (theze are nearnuff what we call alpha particles).

    Nearly all elements are made up of alpha particles (ie molecules made up of alphas) -- with praps a few aktual atoms thrown in (ie protiums).
    Plus one or more neutrons thrown in for good measure.

    At last, at last, free at last. Real science iz kumming.
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    Last edited by cushioncrawler; 10-25-2013 at 04:15 AM.

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    Oh yes, one more thing.
    Elektrons dont orbit a neucleus. Koz, there aint no nucleus.
    Some elektrons are on the outside -- and some are in the inside -- but none orbit.
    The standard model of elektrons orbiting a nucleus iz shite.
    Well well well well well -- atoms hav shapes -- atoms aint round -- atoms aint spherical -- well well well well well.
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    Last edited by cushioncrawler; 10-25-2013 at 04:12 AM.

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    So, anyhow where iz Higgsium???? Higgsium iz nowhere.

    However, there iz a theoretical new particle called an Arseholium. This spontaineously givs rize to Shitium -- with a half-life of a flush.

    In theory Shitium haz three smells -- a black smell -- a brown smell -- and a yellow smell.

    Scientists found evidence of Arseholium and Shitium in the mens toilet at the european cyclotron. The tracks and streaks and spirals and graffito are still being analyzed. But there shood be a Nobel somewhere in there for the cleaners.
    mac.

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