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    ouija board 65%.

    U improov your yes/no guesses from 50% to 65% by uzing an ouija board.
    That's a 15% improovment -- aktually its a 30% improovment.
    I must get one.
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    So, if u hired 100 operators (what do u call them?), to spit out answers all day every day, u kood akumulate possible yes/no answers based on 100 boards.
    Praps 100 spirits involved here. Better than 1 spirit.

    Anyhow, scientists shood do some tests based on predikting the future -- i don't know why they didn't think of this.
    Better than finding answers re history (history iz too eezy, specially for very old spirits).

    There kood be a Swedish Bank Memorial Prize in this for a smart krappynomicyst.
    Hmmmmmm -- no -- aktually, any krappynomicyst finding anything aktually worth uzing would be better off keeping it to hizherself. Publish shite -- hide the good stuff (iz there any good stuff?)
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    Iz gold going to go up next week?
    Iz stocks going to bottom tomorrow?
    Will dems win back the house?
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    Ok then. The bigboys will of course hire 1000 operators.
    A fast operator will be able to earn heaps. Bonuses at Xmas kood be millions for some.
    There will allways be at least one operator who haz a 100% record -- he/she will get and dezerv a ten million buck bonus.
    mac.

    Will the tax office aproov a new offshore tax scheme?

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    Pretty soon ouijas will bekum automated and computerized.
    Here u uze a robot, or robots, to push the puck around. Faster -- duznt need a toilet break -- kan work in the dark.
    mac.

    Will the packers win this week?

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    What we need iz specially dezigned Ouija boards, so that the letters words numbers yes's and no's etc made the spirits' work eezyer and quicker.

    U kood hav a board dezigned for the stock market etc.
    One for love etc.
    One for football etc.
    One for the army etc.
    mac.

    The drone haz good targets -- shoot house, or shoot car.
    There iz a large group -- are they terrists, or a wedding.
    Last edited by cushioncrawler; 10-29-2013 at 04:05 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cushioncrawler View Post
    U improov your yes/no guesses from 50% to 65% by uzing an ouija board.
    That's a 15% improovment -- aktually its a 30% improovment. I must get one. mac.
    http://www.smithsonianmag.com/histor...te-gallery.png
    Lemeseenow.
    50:50 iz 50% -- which iz a 00% profit.
    65:35 iz 65% -- which iz a 15% profit (and iz a 30% improovment like i sayd).

    But, i hav been thinking, and, actually, in fakt, 65/35 iz 185.71% -- that's a 185.71% improovment over tossing a coin.
    mac.

    I meen, hell, what are the stats kumming out of the drone program, are they better than a coin-toss.
    The real concern iz that if terrists get their hands on Ouija boards then the usofa iz toast.
    mac.
    Last edited by cushioncrawler; 10-31-2013 at 03:49 PM.

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