> > DO YOU REMEMBER ?????
> >>
> >
> > What a difference 30 years makes....
> >
> > 1972: Long hair
> > 2002: Longing for hair
> >
> > 1972: The perfect high
> > 2002: The perfect high yield mutual fund
> >
> > 1972: KEG
> > 2002: EKG
> >
> > 1972: Acid rock
> > 2002: Acid reflux
> >
> > 1972: Moving to California because it's cool
> > 2002: Moving to California because it's warm
> >
> > 1972: Growing pot
> > 2002: Growing pot belly
> >
> > 1972: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> > 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> >
> > 1972: Seeds and stems
> > 2002: Roughage
> >
> > 1972: Popping pills, smoking joints
> > 2002: Popping joints
> >
> > 1972: Killer weed
> > 2002: Weed killer
> >
> > 1972: Hoping for a BMW
> > 2002: Hoping for a BM
> >
> > 1972: The Grateful Dead
> > 2002: Dr. Kevorkian
> >
> > 1972: Going to a new, hip joint
> > 2002: Receiving a new hip joint
> >
> > 1972: Rolling Stones
> > 2002: Kidney Stones
> >
> > 1972: Being called into the principal's office
> > 2002: Calling the principal's office
> >
> > 1972: Screw the system
> > 2002: Upgrade the system
> >
> > 1972: Disco
> > 2002: Costco
> >
> > 1972: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> > 2002: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
> >
> > 1972: Taking acid
> > 2002: Taking antacid
> >
> > 1972: Passing the drivers' test
> > 2002: Passing the vision test
> >
> > 1972: Whatever
> > 2002: Depends
> >
> > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
> > change things.
> >
> > Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list
> > to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of his year's incoming
> > freshmen.
> >
> > Here's this year's list:
> >
> > The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
> > born in 1983.
> >
> > They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
> >
> > Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
> >
> > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
> >
> > The CD was introduced the year they were born.
> >
> > They have always had an answering machine.
> >
> > They have always had cable.
> >
> > They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
> >
> > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
> >
> > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
> >
> > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
> >
> > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
> >
> > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
> >
> > They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
> > "de plane Boss, de plane".
> >
> > They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.
> >
> > Michael Jackson has always been white.
> >
> > McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
> >
> > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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