A little something for your morning smile
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> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> >(Hardly seems worth it.)
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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
> to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
> The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
> squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try
> this at home...... maybe at work.)
> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
> body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey,
I'm
> home. What the....?!")
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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
> length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)
> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the
> bottom of a pond?)
> Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next
> life...quality over quantity)
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.
> Federal Government gave a $5 million grant to find this out.)
> The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
> Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
> people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a
> good thing....)
> A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure
> that out?)
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
> Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
> Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What
> about that pig??)
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