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    Hu's on first


    > Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this today after Hu Jintao was named
    chief of
    > the Communist Party in China.
    >
    > HU'S ON FIRST
    >
    > By James Sherman
    > (We take you now to the Oval Office.)
    > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
    >
    > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
    > George: Great. Lay it on me.
    >
    > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
    >
    > George: That's what I want to know.
    >
    > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
    >
    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
    >
    > Condi: Yes.
    >
    > George: I mean the fellow's name.
    >
    > Condi: Hu.
    >
    > George: The guy in China.
    >
    > Condi: Hu.
    >
    George: The new leader of China.
    >
    > Condi: Hu.
    >
    > George: The Chinaman!
    >
    > Condi: Hu is leading China.
    >
    > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
    >
    > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
    >
    > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
    >
    > Condi: That's the man's name.
    >>
    > George: That's who's name?
    >>
    > Condi: Yes.
    >
    > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
    China?
    >
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >
    > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
    Middle East.
    >>
    > Condi: That's correct.
    >>
    > George: Then who is in China?
    >>
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >>
    > George: Yassir is in China?
    >
    > Condi: No, sir.
    >>
    > George: Then who is?
    >>
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >>
    > George: Yassir?
    >>
    > Condi: No, sir.
    >
    > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
    Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
    >
    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: No, thanks.
    >
    > Condi: You want Kofi?
    >
    > George: No.
    >
    > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
    >
    > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
    And then get me the U.N.
    >>
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >>
    > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
    >
    > Condi: Kofi?
    >
    > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
    >>
    > Condi: And call who?
    >
    > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
    >
    > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
    >
    > George: Will you stay out of China?!
    > Condi: Yes, sir.
    >
    > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
    U.N.
    > Condi: Kofi.
    >
    > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
    >
    > (Condi picks up the phone.)
    >
    > Condi: Rice, here.
    >
    > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
    send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
    food in the Middle East?







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    Re: Hu's on first

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god i love that skit! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    nAz 2012 GOP presidential candidate



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    Re: Hu's on first

    Thats a good one. Five stars. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

    Oh, thats right, we can't award stars anymore ...it offends the sensibilities of the egalitarian bourgeoisie. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    =TB

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