Well, last Wednesday I had surgery. I didn't mention this on the board because I thought it was kind of gross. I'm mentioning it now because I find it rather amusing. I'm hoping you do too.
#### Leonard as all of you know, is one of my favorite people. I love this guy. I hold his words in the highest regard as I've mentioned it many times here. He's helped my game and I listen and hang on every word he's told me.
Anyway, they scheduled me for surgery last Wed. 5 days ago and I now have accessories added to once was a perfect body. I have a "Hickman Port" something hooked up running to my Aorta for easy injections and no pain of poking with all the needles. Hickman( I know they named it that because I live in a hick town. LOL)
The other is a G-2. It's a 1/4 in. rubber tube that goes into my belly and is also taped to my chest. This is for eating when or if my surgery closes off my esophagus and would force me into emergency surgery, later. (a good idea.) This G-2 is extremely painful and feels like I've done like 300 crunches. They game me Tylenol#3's and I've been through 60 in 3 days.
The funny part is after the surgery in which I knew the anistegiologist(sp) from the craps table. Nice guy with tons of girlfriends. Anyway, this nurse were laughing as I'm like still blitzed coming out of the drugs after the operation.
I asked what was funny? They told my wife and I that under the drugs. I, thanked the nurses and told Kerri my Anisteg guy, I liked him. Then, when the Thoracic surgeon asked how I felt while under. I replied, I can't hit reply because I can't find my mouse. LOL Then, the nurses asked me what one pocket was? LMAO now as I write. I asked why? They told me I asked "doctor" (don't know why they don't say the first?) if he played one pocket and told him, he'd make a good one pocket player. HAHAHAHHAA
Who said, I don't think about this board and have programmed all my thoughts about pool? See ####, I do listen and I do dream pool 24/7. HAHAHAHHAA
C.C.~~could have named it the "City Port." [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]