Rumor has it, that the following recipe is SPetty's favorite cake and she makes one whenever she plays pool with the other DFW CCB'ers.
Of course, you can't always believe rumors, especially when I start them. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
Subject: CHRISTMAS CAKE
READ TO THE END......
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 bottle Jose Quervo
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Quervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Quervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
At this point it's best to make sure the Quervo is still OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
Sample the Quervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a [censored].
Check the Quervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Jose Quervo and kick the cat.