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    Presidential Hell

    Presidential Hell

    One day in the near future, George W. Bush has a heart attack and dies.He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
    I don't know what to do with you" says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I tell you what I'm
    going to do. I've got a couple of folks down here who weren't quite as bad as
    you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let
    YOU decide who leaves."
    Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first door.
    In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
    surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
    "No" George said. "I don't think so, I'm not such a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
    The devil led him to the next room. In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after
    time after time.
    "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony, if all i could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
    The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle
    pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush couldn't believe his eyes and finally said:
    "Yeah, I can handle this."
    The devil smiled and said: "OK, Monica, you're free to go."


    nAz 2012 GOP presidential candidate

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