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    The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    1. Thou shall rob thou neighbor
    2. Thou shall always dump their backers
    3. Thous shall always shark their opponent
    4. Thou shall always liar
    5. Thou shall always check the records with Steve the Russian
    6. Thou shall always cheat
    7. Thou shall always talk trash
    8. Thou shall always never play for time
    9. Thou shall never show your true speed
    10. Thou shall never give a gapper
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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    Wendy,

    Did nAz tell you these? I know you couldn't think of such things on your own. These are the ten I know.

    Be respectful of your opponent.
    Be respectful of your equipment.
    Never give an air barrel.
    Be aways willing to adjust.
    Be willing to Back it up and Jack it up.
    Never burn the backer.
    Never ever quit a match, till it's over.
    Always post the doe.
    Never play someone who's drunk unless you'd play them sober also.
    Don't trust whitey.

    Regards,

    C.C.~~LOL


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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    lol i read them out loud to her from a pool news letter that is put out by the local pool directors.

    I like your though. its true never trust whitey

    how are ya feeling dude?

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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    Hi nAz,

    LOL I knew Wendy couldn't think of something like that. LOL She's sweet yet can't think of her as knowing the backroom rules. HAHAHA That'll ticked her off, I bet. LOL

    Anyway, I'm feeling ok I guess. Been thinking if they make a good liquid steak n" potato meal. LOL

    Best regards champ,

    C.C.~~something about when Wendy calls nAz, Nazee. Makes me smile everytime. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    she knows alot about back room games, well maybe not lol

    Last night we were watching grease and when the song "hopelessly devoted to you" came on she looked into my eyes and lip synched it to me [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

    oh man and what she said on the F train sigh ill have to Pm you about it hahaha she lets lose when she is on Mass transit

    Hmm try astronout food i hear the have a mean steak!


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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    Wendy hunny...you missed one;

    Thou shalt NEVER dog the cheese [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] !!
    "Doesnt mean that much to me to mean that much to you"...Neil Young

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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>she lets lose when she is on Mass transit<hr /></blockquote>Yea, who doesn't?

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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    Oh, I know the backroom ways. Only I don't do 'em. Except of course if I'm playing Nazee. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>Last night we were watching grease and when the song "hopelessly devoted to you" came on she looked into my eyes and lip synched it to me [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]<hr /></blockquote>

    As if! Ha! I think Naz's nose just grew another 4 inches!

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>oh man and what she said on the F train sigh ill have to Pm you about it hahaha she lets lose when she is on Mass transit<hr /></blockquote>

    Add another 2 inches to Naz's nose [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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    Re: The 10 Commandments of Billiards

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote TomBrooklyn:</font><hr> <blockquote><font class="small">Quote nAz:</font><hr>she lets lose when she is on Mass transit<hr /></blockquote>Yea, who doesn't? <hr /></blockquote>

    That's just great Tom. Now guess what I'll be thinking as you take your next shot? [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]
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