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    The Years Best Headlines from 2002


    THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002


    Crack Found on Governor's Daughter



    Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says



    Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers



    Iraqi Head Seeks Arms



    Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?



    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope



    Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over



    Teacher Strikes Idle Kids



    Miners Refuse to Work after Death



    Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant



    War Dims Hope for Peace



    If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile



    Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures



    Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide



    Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges



    Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead



    Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge



    New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group



    Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft



    Kids Make Nutritious Snacks



    Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy



    Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half



    Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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    Re: The Years Best Headlines from 2002

    Dead man found in Cemetary

    Problem of Teenage Pregnancy is Mounting

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    Re: The Years Best Headlines from 2002

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rich R.:</font><hr> Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over <hr /></blockquote>Very funny headlines, all. The Vetinarian one was of some particular interest to me since I recently rewatched Rob Schneider's movie "The Animal" which aside from exploring the povocative topics of race relations, police proceedures and mob mentality, mainly delved into the subject of beastiality and if it could coexist within an otherwise normal male-female relationship.

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    Re: The Years Best Headlines from 2002

    How about those headliners from the Jay Leno Show:

    http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_S...eno/headlines/
    I Shoot Like A Girl.
    Damn Good.
    Ah f*&%it!

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    Re: The Years Best Headlines from 2002

    Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

    no comment!

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