Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One
> guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go
> faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
> The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly,
> takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
> The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"
> The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty
> interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A
> horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer
> excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of
> dried grass. Why is that?"
> The first guy says, "I don't know." The other guy says,
> "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're
> qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know [censored]?" [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]