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    Nuclear Power

    Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One
    > guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go
    > faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
    > passenger."
    >
    > The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly,
    > takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"
    >
    > The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"
    >
    > The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty
    > interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A
    > horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer
    > excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of
    > dried grass. Why is that?"
    >
    > The first guy says, "I don't know." The other guy says,
    > "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're
    > qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know [censored]?" [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]


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    Re: Nuclear Power - Joke

    Excellent! For those who like to strike conversation when obviously we are not interested, this will shut them up easily!

    Harold Acosta
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    Re: Nuclear Power

    That should teach the guy for not wanting to talk about pool. [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

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