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    Bar Posturing

    The Meanings Behind What People Drink..... Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    Drink: Beer .......Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks ........Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks ..........Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)........... Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel .............Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots ..........Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila ........No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

    THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


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    Re: Bar Posturing, Ta keel ya

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    Drink: Tequila ........No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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    Hmmmmm, now whom does this remind me of? LOL Well let's see. I don't want to mention any names but one does come to the head of the class on this one! South central area if I remember correctly, SP no that's not an abrev for spelling. LOL
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    Ta kill ya

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote Rod:</font><hr> Hmmmmm, now whom does this remind me of? LOL Well let's see. I don't want to mention any names but one does come to the head of the class on this one! South central area if I remember correctly, SP no that's not an abrev for spelling. LOL <hr /></blockquote>HAHAHAHA - you're just too funny, Rod. Of course I was scanning the list and got to the "shots" part [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img], but then to have the tequila listed out separately! And of course, if you're doing the drinking of the tequila, the text might be a little incorrect... That is, the tequila drinker may end up having no idea "what happens there"! hahahaha

    SPetty~~~"what happens there": a little relaxation, a little friendliness, a little kick-ass on the table! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

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    Re: Ta kill ya

    SPetty,

    Next time we meet up, we'll have to do a few Cabo Wabo's!!! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Oh yeah baby!!

    Barbara~~~hasn't had some Te-keel-ya in a while... Maybe tonight with the Eagles!!! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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    Re: Ta kill ya

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote SPetty:</font><hr> ~~~"what happens there": a little relaxation, a little friendliness, a little kick-ass on the table! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] <hr /></blockquote>

    For Wally in the Natti, tequila = karaoke...... <font color="blue">"the love shack is a little old place where...we can get together"</font color>

    You'd have to see it to believe it LOL


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    SPetty,
    I was on good behavior and I'm assuming you are or were to! [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] That's why I went past the shots part. Now it's just a guess mind you but that's what I thought. I couldn't include you with the actions of his std shot drinker.

    ~~~ knows SPetty is well above that [img]/ccboard/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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    Re: Ta kill ya, we need a smiley face...

    Well, it was a fun time in FW @Billy's place on Saturday, and as usual SPetty corrupted poor ol' Sid with that cactus juice again. Except for the smiley face with the ??? and the scowl, I seem to think that there needs to be a creation of a smiley face to project the trauma of SP's future victims...sid~~~rackmup, SPetty and I did have fun though
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