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    Wizard of Oz

    Subject: The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz


    > The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are
    > whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
    the
    > Great Wizard.
    >
    > "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps
    forward
    > timidly. "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.
    >
    > "WHO IS NEXT?"
    >
    > Ronald Reagan steps forward. "Well................,I.......I think I need
    a
    > brain." "DONE!" says the Wizard.
    >
    > "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up steps George Bush
    > sadly. "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD
    > IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE!"
    >
    > There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there,
    > looking around but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
    > "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
    >
    > "Is Dorothy here?"

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    Re: Wizard of Oz

    <blockquote><font class="small">Quote REGED::</font><hr> Subject: The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz


    &gt; The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are
    &gt; whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
    the
    &gt; Great Wizard.
    <hr /></blockquote>

    I'll give odds that Bill came before Dorothy too.

    SpiderMan
    "If it's yellow and smells bad, it must be nine-ball. Or a diaper (or a Frenchman)."

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