Subject: The Great and Powerful Wizard of Oz
> The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they are
> whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before
> Great Wizard.
> "WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps
> timidly. "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard.
> "WHO IS NEXT?"
> Ronald Reagan steps forward. "Well................,I.......I think I need
> brain." "DONE!" says the Wizard.
> "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?" Up steps George Bush
> sadly. "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "I'VE HEARD
> IT'S TRUE!" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE!"
> There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there,
> looking around but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
> "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
> "Is Dorothy here?"