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    blonde wife

    Norman and his blonde wife live in Prince George. One winter morning
    > while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going
    > to have 3 to 4 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even
    > numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
    > Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
    > A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
    > "We are expecting 4 to 5 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
    > the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."
    > Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
    > The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer
    > says "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must
    > park......" Just then the electric power goes out.
    > Norman's wife says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."
    > Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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    Re: blonde wife

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    Re: blonde wife

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    &gt; Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
    <hr /></blockquote>

    Norman' wife repies, "Then, I'll have to shovel two spots tomorrow, Duh."

    C.C.~~oops

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