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    Talking Dog

    Subject: Talking Dog

    This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He
    rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The
    guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the mutt replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young
    and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
    and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
    rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
    be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years

    The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
    younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
    airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
    suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
    dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of
    puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the dog.

    The owner says, "Ten dollars."

    The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so

    The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

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    Re: Talking Dog

    Cute! Very cute!

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